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Searching for some funny stories for kids to read to your class or at bedtime? Your kids will love these!

There is nothing better than a good story! There are so many benefits of reading to children that parents should make time for it daily.

Kids love listening to funny bedtime stories and this is one of the first ways to start building your child's pre-reading skills from a young age.

Reading a short story to a child is also a good exercise in developing listening skills and thinking skills.

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These 4 short funny stories for kids are all about animals. They are written by Christina Wither, a writer and early childhood expert.

The first story, called Wake Up Mum, is about two little bears who try to wake their mother at the end of winter.

They try all kinds of strategies to wake her – tickling her with spiders, getting a cuckoo to sing to her inside the cave and eventually, awakening her with the sweet smell of honey.

The second story, called The Mighty Meeting, is about an elephant and a lion who meet on a path, going in opposite directions.

They have a battle of wills as neither animal is prepared to budge. Eventually, a resourceful monkey comes up with a plan and sets a challenge for them.

The third story, Five Rats and a Funny Top Hat, is about five little rats who live in a hole in the wall and are trying to move past Samson the cat without waking him.

They come up with an interesting strategy to get past Samson, who always appears to have one eye open.

The last story is called The Spotty Grey Kitten and takes place on a farm.

Grady is a brave little kitten who gets lost and tries to find his way back to his family at the farmhouse. He mistakes some animals for his sisters but eventually finds his way back home.

Ready to read these to your kids and give them the million-word advantage associated with reading stories?

Here they are…

1. Wake Up Mum

Two little bears peeped out of their cave. Winter was over and they could smell the fresh spring air. It was time to get up and play after their long sleep.

"Let's run under the trees," said Ben.

"I want to roll in the grass," said Bessie.

"We'd better ask mum," said the bears together.

Ben and Bessie went into the cave where they had slept with their mum. There she was in the far corner. Mother bear was still fast asleep.

The two little bears tiptoed over to their mum and shook her gently.

"Wake up mum. The snow has melted and it is time to play," said Ben.

Mother bear did not even move. She grunted and rolled over to carry on sleeping.

"What can we do?" asked Bessie. "We need our mother to wake up and take us into the forest to have some fun."

The two little bears sat outside the cave and tried to think of a way to wake up their mum.

"I know, let's get some tickly spiders and see if they will wake up our mother," said Ben.

The two bears went to find some tickly spiders. Bessie was feeling a bit scared of the spiders but Ben collected them on a big leaf. He took them to where his mum was lying.

The spiders walked off the leaf and across mother bear's back. Mother bear giggled in her sleep, but she did not wake up.

"I think we should ask a noisy cuckoo," said Bessie.

The bears went out to the trees near the cave. Sitting in the tree was a cuckoo.

"Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo," sang the bird.

The two bears asked the cuckoo to follow them back to the cave and call out to their mom.

"Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo," sang the bird but mom just rolled over and carried on sleeping.

The two little bears did not know what to do. They had tried tickling, making a loud noise and calling out to mum.

"I know," said Ben. "What about something she likes to eat?"

"Honey!" said the bears together.

Off they ran to a beehive. They talked politely to the bees and the bees gave them some honey. They ran back to the cave and tiptoed in to see if their mum would smell the honey.

Mum's big brown bear nose began to twitch. Then her nose began to wiggle and she opened one eye. The baby bears took a few steps backwards.

Mother bear opened both her eyes and blinked. The baby bears took a few more steps back. Now they were up at the opening of the cave. Mother bear sat up and gave a big sniff.

"I smell honey," she said.

Mother bear was awake at last. Ben and Bessie were so happy.

The little bears took a few more steps out of the cave and happily mother bear followed them. At last, they had found the best way to wake up mum!

Three happy bears skipped into the forest to enjoy the spring and have fun together.

2. The Mighty Meeting

It was a hot, sunny day in Africa.  Elephant was walking down the path on his way to his favourite water hole. He was looking forward to the cool water and a mud bath.

Lion was also walking along the path. Lion was on his way to the grassy plains. He was going to lie down and wait for his lunch.

Elephant turned the corner and lifted his trunk in the air. He smelt the water at the water hole. Lion turned into the same corner. He was getting closer to his favourite hunting spot.

Suddenly the two animals met in the middle of the path.

"Out of my way," roared the lion.

"Out of my way," trumpeted the elephant.

"Make way for the king of the jungle," growled the lion.

"Certainly not! Where shall I go?" answered the elephant.

The path was blocked. The two strong animals stood facing each other.

The elephant would not move. The lion would not move.

Other animals began to walk along the path. Some were standing behind the elephant and others behind the lion.

Lion and elephant just stared at each other and refused to move.

A monkey came running past. He greeted the other animals. Then he reached the lion and the elephant. He looked at the fierce lion. He looked at the enormous elephant.

The monkey started to chuckle. He ran off into the jungle to get some 'monkey vine' that hung from the trees. He rushed back to the lion and the elephant.

"I know how to solve your problem," said the monkey.

All the animals behind the elephant and the lion wanted to get a look at what was going on. They saw the monkey arrive with a long piece of monkey vine.

He tied one end around the elephant and the other around the lion. He stood on an anthill nearby and shouted!

"Friends, we are going to have a tug of war. When I say 'heave' then it is time for the lion and the elephant to pull the monkey vine!"

"May the best animal win," shouted the monkey.

Elephant was very strong and pulled hard at the rope. Lion dug his extra sharp claws into the path and pulled hard too.

Suddenly there was a clap of thunder! The animals looked up into the sky. They saw huge dark rain clouds. A storm was on its way.

Then lion felt the first drops of rain. He let go of the monkey vine and ran off into the bushes.

"My mane, my beautiful mane. I combed it as smooth as silk this morning!" he cried.

Lion ran to hide under an Acacia Tortillas, the umbrella thorn tree.

"I win," cried elephant, as he stood in the rain. Elephant's thick skin was like a raincoat. He was not worried about getting wet.

Monkey hopped about with delight. He wanted elephant to win.

Suddenly all the animals heard a mighty roar! "No, rain stopped play, there is no contest."

Lion did not want the animals to think he had lost. No contest meant there was no winner.

Elephant nodded his head and walked down the path. He did not care if he got wet and he was looking forward to getting muddy too.

3. Five Rats and a Funny Top Hat

Samson, the big black cat, lay across the mat fast asleep. He was a very big, fat cat. Samson looked as if he was asleep, but he really had one eye open all the time.

Samson's one eye was looking right at the hole in the wall where a family of rats lived. One, two, three, four and five little rats.

Five little frightened rats were peeping out from behind the hole in the wall. The five rats wanted to get away from the big, black cat.

Samson yawned and stretched and turned over to sleep a bit longer. The rats were quivering with excitement.  Now was their chance to escape. One rat tiptoed out to cross the room. He started to run towards the door.

Suddenly the door opened! In walked a tall man wearing a top hat. The man threw the top hat onto a chair but it missed the chair and fell on the floor.

Samson jumped up and hissed. The rat ran back to his hole with the other rats. The chance to escape had gone.

Slowly Samson went back to sleep. The rats looked at the cat and then they noticed the top hat lying on the floor and it gave them an idea.

The rats nodded to each other as they made a plan. They would hide under the hat and see if they could sneak past the big, black cat. Carefully, one by one, they wriggled under the hat and waited.

The rats heard Samson snoring. They thought they would start to walk towards the door under the shelter of the hat. Slowly the hat slid across the floor. The cat did not wake up.

The rats reached the door. It was open just enough for them to slip out and go on down the road. The hat, with the rats, went out of the door.

At the same time Samson woke up. His greedy eyes saw the hat moving across the steps and out of the door.

He jumped up and started to walk towards the door. The rats knew they would have to start to run.

The cat was getting closer and the rats could see no escape. Behind them was the cat and in front of them was the road and it led to a duck pond. Oh, what should they do?

Whoosh, a sudden gust of wind blew down the road. It tipped the hat over and the rats fell inside. They hung on tightly.  What would happen now?

The hat blew down the road and into the pond. The rats peeped over the edge. They saw that they were floating on the pond. Now the hat was a boat!

Samson looked at the rats floating on the pond. He was very angry. He could not swim. The rats had escaped in their funny top hat. The little rats laughed at the cat. Samson hissed and went home.

4. The Spotty Grey Kitten

Grady was a little, grey kitten. He had a white spot on his back and a black spot on his nose. Grady lived with his mum and two sisters on a farm.

Grady's sisters were white with black spots. Both of his sisters were very good. Grady was the naughty one. He was always getting into trouble.

Grady was very adventurous. He wanted to explore the farm. One day he went out into the farmyard to see what was in the big wide world.

Grady said to himself, "I am not afraid of anything!"

Suddenly a big monster roared out of the garage and sent Grady spinning into the bushes. He did not know what had roared past. He picked himself up and decided it was time to go home.

Grady looked left and he looked right, but there was nowhere that looked like home. He was lost.

'Oh dear,' Grady thought. 'Now what shall I do?' He walked across a field and suddenly he stopped!

There in front of him was a furry, white animal with spots on its back. Grady thought it must be one of his sisters.

Grady ran up to the furry, spotted animal.

"Can you take me home?" asked Grady.

"No," said the furry animal. "You do not belong in my home.

"Look at you, you do not have big ears and you do not hop like me," said the furry animal.

Grady realized he did not belong with this animal. Grady ran to the farmyard where he saw another spotty animal. It was a bit bigger than Grady, but it had spots on its back.

Grady ran up to the spotty animal.

"Can I come home with you? You look just like me with all those spots," said Grady.

The big animal grunted and jumped into a mud puddle.

"I have mud spots on my back. Come and roll in the mud if you want mud spots," said the muddy spotty animal.

"No thanks," said Grady. He did not want to get muddy. Grady ran away again.

Grady was getting worried. He was hungry too.

Then Grady saw another spotted animal. This animal had a loud voice.

"Ruff, ruff," said the voice. "Can I help you?"

Grady just nodded. He felt himself being lifted up and carried away. A spotty dog had found Grady. He scratched at the front door. A little girl opened the door. She jumped up and down.

She was so happy to see the spotty dog and the kitten. She took Grady right back to his mother. She was lying in a basket in the kitchen.

Grady saw his mum and his two sisters. Grady listened to their soft purring.

"Purr, purr," said the other kittens. They were happy too.

Grady was put back in his basket. He felt happy as he snuggled up with his family. He was safe now and he was going to get some milk for his supper.

Purr, purr, purr!

I hope you liked these stories.

Here are more short, bedtime stories for kids and here is some info on the importance of listening skills in early childhood.

These stories are written by Christina Wither and illustrated by Dannaria.

About the Author:

Christina Wither lives in the Natal Midlands of South Africa. She loves writing stories for children. She believes stories are a great way of empowering parents to connect with their children.

'A story a day will bring happiness your way,' says Christina, who especially enjoys writing quirky stories for the very young.

Christina is a co-writer for Empowered Parents and is also the creator of the awesome children's brand Wart and Fish – Play and Learn!

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